Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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