You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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