Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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