My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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