She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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