Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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