I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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