Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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