did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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