still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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