In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do vagina's smell?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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