He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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