Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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