How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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