You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
the raccoons are back...
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