i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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