I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Who wears a wallet chain?!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
