dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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