where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize