maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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