real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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