yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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