My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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