just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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