Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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