Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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