STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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