New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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