arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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