I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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