they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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