I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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