Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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