we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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