Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Randomize