Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
