My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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