I'm really into asian looking animals
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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