thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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