let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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