Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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