And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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