Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's blow job season.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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