no, he came in my armpit
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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