Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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