yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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