You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
