so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Life is so much better after having sex.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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