Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
