just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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