Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
