It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Everclear isn't food dammit
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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