quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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