why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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